A boy and a pharmacist

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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 Apr 26 13:11:00 1995

 To:          Holly (H.A.)  Armstrong            (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Tim (T.J.)  Creamer                (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              James (J.L.)  Beuerman             (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Paul (P.J.)  Demers                (BNR)      Dept 7X85-M SKY

 From:        Greg (G.)  Farnsworth              (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY

 Subject:     fw:Humour...



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 A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.  The pharmacist
 says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young
 man wants.  "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while
 and she's really hot.  I want the condoms because I think tonight's
 "the" night.  We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're
 going out.  And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that.
 Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give
 me the 12 pack."  The young man makes his purchase and leaves.  
 Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her
 parents.  He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.  He
 begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.  The
 girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a
 religious person."  He leans over to her and says, "You never told me
 that your father is a pharmacist."