Encheferizer or what if the Swedish Chef worked at BNR

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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 May 29 09:50:00 1995

 To:          Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY

 From:        Patricia (P.A.)  Dy                (BNR)      Dept 7I61   SKY

 Subject:     re:Encheferizer

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>cat foo.bar | chef > foo.chef
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Yes, you are correct sir!

Here's my first attempt... my monthly report enchefereized.

Treesh

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Mey Repurt fur Treesh Dy - (Veek 17-20)
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Coorrent Prujects:
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- GSF:
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  1. Sooppurt CND NRR Ruooteeng Selectur.
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  2. GSF04 Integreshun Preeme-a und GCPOoTILS Peckeger.
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   - NOoC chunges
   - Peckegeeng reqooests
   - Use-a ooff LeyMun tuul  

*** Nute-a thet ECF is oon huld unteel GL02.1 und thet I em nu lunger respunseeble-a 
    fur CLESS.
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- Legecy PRS Vurk:
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  (Oo)  PRS.BX57771 - Incurrect inffurmeshun in DFIL102 lug
  (Oo)  PRS.BX04778 - (TLPI) Ruooteeng useeng CND ST

- UNIX Preeme-a:
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  Updeted leest ooff 7I61 V/S inffu veet noo deta fur Petreecia, KC und Id.
Bork Bork Bork!

Thees Munth's Oobjecteefes:
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- Meke-a ell reqooured fremoourk NOoC chunges tu UXLERSRC und UXLERTDB und soobmeet
  peckegeeng reqooest fur GSFS01 streem.  Eeeming fur Mun V19 FRM01 cumpeele-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
- Releese-a UXLA Leb2 fooncshuneleety intu a boocket fur use-a by GLeenes und GTrks.
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  Eeeming fur Mun V23 GSF95 cumpeele-a.
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- Leern hoo tu creete-a a LeyMun pruject useble-a by GCPOoTILS deseegners.
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- Cumplete-a ELD fur CND NRR.
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- Ducooment infesteegeshun oon ECF und CLESS oopshuns.
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- Ettend Meeteeng Iffffecteefeness cuoorse-a.
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Thees Munth's Echeeefements:
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- Presented a "coorrent" peectoore-a ooff luedbooeeld/integreshun/peckegeeng prucedoores
  tu zee depertment (02/05/95).
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- UXLA mudooles UXLERSRC und UXLERTDB ere-a present in zee FRM01EM lued und in zee
  FRM95EC boocket (V19).
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- GSFTF tuul veell be-a efeeeleble-a in zee FRM01EN lued (V20).
Bork Bork Bork!
- ELD fur CND NRR sterted.  Steell tryeeng tu understund legecy fooncshuneleety.
Bork Bork Bork!
- Oodeet prepereshun.
Bork Bork Bork!

Ettended meeteengs/cuoorses:
- GSF pruject meeteengs                          veekly
- GPBXE Integreshun meeteengs                    veekly
- GSF Luedbooeeld cunfference-a cells                veekly 
- Cude-a Inspecshuns / CREC meeteengs              es reqooured

- ER1608 HLD refeeoo                             Epreel 24
- Qooeleety Munooel presenteshuns                  Epreel 24, Mey 1
- Oodeet prepereshun treeening                    Epreel 27
- NT Repurts feedeu                              Mey 1
- U103 ELD refeeoo                               Mey 12
 
- Meeteeng Iffffecteefeness                         Mey 3

CI Items:
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- Leest ooff helpffool heents fur UNIX und XVeendoos
        Stetoos: (UNCHENGED) Vurkeeng oon "EA01" ferseeun veet tuul und screept 
                descreepshuns.
Bork Bork Bork!

Next Munth's Oobjecteefes:
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- Get doomp oon June's preleeminery infesteegeshun ooff CND NRR.
Bork Bork Bork!
- Refeeoo ELD und echeeefe-a ED meelestune-a fur CND NRR.
Bork Bork Bork!
- Test Cepebeelity U100 (Leb 2 Fooncshuneleety).  Insoore-a thet oooor cude-a is reedy 
  tu be-a integreted veet GLeenes und GTrks boockets.
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- Present teeps oon useeng LeyMun tu depertment.
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- Inffurm depertment ooff HPSOS testeeng iteeqooette-a und prucedoores.
Bork Bork Bork!
- Prucess Fremoourk NOoC chunges es zeey cume-a in.
Bork Bork Bork!

Vheening Secshun:
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Vhu me-a?  I nefer vheene-a...
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