Dr. Seuss: Technical Writer
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This sounds a lot more simple and readable than our NTPs.
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Hey folks, I just got this and thought you might enjoy it too...
Bye,
Kapil
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> Hey Kapil, hers another one.
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> >What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
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> > Here's an easy game to play.
> > Here's an easy thing to say:
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> > If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
> > And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
> > And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
> > Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
> >
> > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
> > And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
> > And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
> > Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
> >
> > You can't say this?
> > What a shame sir!
> > We'll find you
> > Another game sir.
> >
> > If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
> > Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
> > But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
> > That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
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> > And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
> > So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
> > Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
> > 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
> >
> > When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
> > And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
> > Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
> > Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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