Don't write to Riza's Health Advice column...

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 Aug 14 17:42:00 1995

 To:          Paul (P.J.)  Demers                (BNR)      Dept 7X85-M SKY
              Colin (C.)  McAdorey               (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Greg (G.)  Farnsworth              (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Tim (T.J.)  Creamer                (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              James (J.L.)  Beuerman             (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Alex (G.A.)  Jones                 (BNR)      Dept 7I93   SKY
              Jian (J.)  Song                    (BNR)      Dept 7I93   SKY
              Umit (U.)  Kalkan                  (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Riza (R.)  Durucasugil             (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Xinxin (X.)  Wang                  (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              John (J.A.)  Posavad               (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Peter (P.J.)  Frellick             (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY

 From:        Holly (H.A.)  Armstrong            (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY

 Subject:     Don't write to Riza's Health Advice column...

So after a *painful* bout of coughing I tell Riza that I'm dying of some
undefinable disease.

His advice?
  "You should act first. Commit suicide."

You know this department's gone to hell when you can't even get a decent
response from Riza.

 peace be with you,
  hol