The Beverly Hillbillies!!!

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR
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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR
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For your information:


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 Oct 18 17:02:00 1995

 To:          James (J.L.)  Beuerman             (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Riza (R.)  Durucasugil             (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              John (J.A.)  Posavad               (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Peter (P.J.)  Frellick             (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Paul (P.J.)  Demers                (BNR)      Dept 7X85-M SKY

 From:        Holly (H.A.)  Armstrong            (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY

 Subject:     fw:The Beverly Hillbillies!!!

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A new Metering jingle from our faithful escapee...


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 Oct 18 16:30:00 1995

 To:          Holly (H.A.)  Armstrong            (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY

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 Subject:     The Beverly Hillbillies!!!

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Thought you hardworking freaks might appreciate this ... 

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> Subject:     The Beverly Hillbillies!
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> Here is something I thought might tickle your funny bone.  I received it,
> had a good laugh and thought I should share the wealth....
> 
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> 
> The Engineers Song  (sung to the tune of The Beverly HillBillies)
> 
> 
> Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jed,
> A poor College kid barely kept his family fed,
> But then one day he was talkin to a recruiter,
> He said "They'll pay ya big bucks if ya work on a computer",
> VAX that is ... CRTs ... Workstations;
> 
> Well the first thing ya know ol' Jed's an Engineer,
> The kinfolk said "Jed move away from here",
> They said "Arizona is the place ya oughta be",
> So he bought some donuts and moved to Ahwatukee,
> Motorola that is ... dry heat ... no amusement parks;
> 
> On his first day of work they stuck him in a cube,
> Fed him more donuts and sat him at a tube,
> They said "Your project's late but we know just what to do,
> Instead of forty hours, we'll work ya fifty-two!",
> OT that is ... unpaid ... mandatory;
> 
> The weeks rolled by and things were lookin bad,
> Some schedules slipped and some managers were mad,
> They called another meeting and decided on a fix,
> The answer was simple, "We'll work him sixty-six",
> Tired that is ... stressed out ... no social life;
> 
> Months turned into years and his hair was turning gray,
> Jed worked hard while his life slipped away,
> Waiting to retire when he turned sixty-four,
> Instead he got a call and they escorted him out the door,
> Laid off that is ... debriefed ... unemployed ...



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