Special High Intensity Training
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- Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR
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- Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR
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For your information:
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To: Holly (H.A.) Armstrong (BNR) Dept 7X85 SKY
Paul (P.J.) Demers (BNR) Dept 7X85-M SKY
John (J.A.) Posavad (BNR) Dept 7X85 SKY
Tim (T.J.) Creamer (BNR) Dept 7X85 SKY
James (J.L.) Beuerman (BNR) Dept 7X85 SKY
Colin (C.W.) Kemp (BNR) Dept 7X85 SKY
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Subject: Special High Intensity Training
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This came from BNR so you might have already seen it. I thought it was kind
of interesting.
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> Subject: fw:Special High Intensity Training - (S.H.I.T.)
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> TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
> FM: MANAGEMENT
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> SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
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> In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and
> productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all
> employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY
> TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T.
> than anyone else.
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> If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the
> job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the
> top of the S.H.I.T list, and our managers are especially skilled at
> seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
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> Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in
> DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T). Those
> who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
> EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T). Since our managers
> took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do
> S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
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> If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
> training others. We can add you name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
> LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.
> S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for promotion to
> DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T).
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> If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
> TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
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> Thank you
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> BOSS IN GENERAL
> SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
> (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
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