One-Line Signatures captured from the Internet

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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 Nov 22 11:39:00 1995

 To:          Cory (C.J.)  Bialowas              (BNR)      Dept 7C13   SKY
              '[email protected]'              (BNR400)
              '[email protected]'                       (BNR400)
              Terry (T.)  Lavineway              (BNR)      Dept C925   CAR
              Jody (J.K.)  Fraser                (BNR)      Dept P963   CRK
              '[email protected]'                                 (BNR400)
              '[email protected]'                          (BNR400)
              Jane (J.)  Dowsey                  (BNR)      Dept 7I61   SKY
              Douglas (D.A.)  Sander             (BNR)      Dept 4Y51   SKY
              Fred (F.J.)  LaLonde               (BNR)      Dept 4Y26   SKY
              Colin (C.M.)  Puchala              (BNR)      Dept N112   SKY
              Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Patricia (P.A.)  Dy                (BNR)      Dept 7I61   SKY
              Debbie-Lynn (D.L.)  Poulin         (BNR)      Dept X753   SKY
              Claudine (C.)  Farah               (BNR)      Dept X753   SKY
              Cathy (M.C.)  Croteau              (BNR)      Dept X753   SKY
              Elissa (E.L.)  Wright              (BNR)      Dept X753   SKY

 From:        Alan (A.B.)  Williams              (BNR)      Dept X753   SKY

 Subject:     fw:(Fwd) Funnies you might enjoy (fwd)

Some of these ring SO TRUE!  (do-o-h!)


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One-Line Signatures captured from the Internet
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Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Assassins do it from behind.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

All generalizations are false.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
"When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with
atoms.  But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with
explosions"- some goldarn 5th grader with a mind like a Zen master.
=John C. [email protected][email protected][email protected]