Have an appetite for chocolate?
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- Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR
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- Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR
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From: Alan (A.B.) Williams (BNR) Dept X753 SKY
Subject: Have an appetite for chocolate?
Hmmm.
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THE BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR
One Friday, MR. Goodbar wanted to Skor. So he took Miss Hersey to the
Pot of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero & Fifth Avenue to show her some
Twix. He began to feel her Mounds; that was pure Almond Joy. It made her
Tootsie Roll and made him want to Eatmore. This is Wonderbar, he let out
a snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Kitkat and caused a Milkyway,
she screamed "Oh Henry" as she grabbed his Big Turk and squeezed his
M&M's. Miss Hersey said you are even better then the Three Muskateers,
to which Mr. Goodbar replied "When you're this big they call you MR."
Soon Miss Hersey was big and chunky and nine months later she had a Baby
Ruth.