All I want for Christmas....by Steve Martin

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 Nov 29 20:07:00 1995

 To:          Holly (H.A.)  Armstrong            (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              James (J.L.)  Beuerman             (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY
              Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7X85   SKY

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Wed Dec 23 09:50:00 1992

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Seasoned Greetings,
What I want for Christmas...

If I had one wish for Christmas, it would be for all the children of
the world to join hands an sing together in a spirit of peace and
harmony...
If I had two wishes for Christmas, the first would be for all the
children of the world to join hands and sing together in a spirit of
peace and harmony, and the second would be for $30 million dollars a
month to be delivered to me.
If I had three wishes for Christmas, the first would be the kids singing
in peace and harmony, the second would be for $30 million a month
delivered to me, and the third would be for unlimited God-like power.
If I had four wishes for Christmas, the first would be the crap about
the kids, the second would be the money, the third would be for unlimited
power, and the fourth would be for one month to be set aside for a
31 day orgasm...
Oh yeah, I almost forgot... I would want revenge over my enemies -  they
should die like pigs in hell.
Okay, lets prioritize... the first wish would be the sex thing, then the
money-  no THEN the power, then the money, and then the children of
the world joining hands, etc., then revenge over my enemies...

Merry Christmas (with thanks to Steve Martin)
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