University Lightbulb Jokes

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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 Jan 26 14:31:00 1996

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 From:        Alan (A.B.)  Williams              (BNR)      Dept X753   SKY

 Subject:     fw:University Lightbulb Jokes

Don't know if you've seen this, but the ones for Western is S-O-O true! 
Tee hee!

Alan




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 UNIVERSITY LIGHTBULB JOKES
 

 How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 None---Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.

 How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

 How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
 
 How many Nipissing students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 None--Sudbury looks better in the dark.
 
 How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
 
 How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 five --one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing,
 one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked 
 lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program
 that controls the wall switch.
 
 How many Trent students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Eleven--One to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation
 
 How many Western students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew
 outfit to wear for the occasion.
 
 How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it 
 as well as an Queen's student.
 
 How many St. Lawrence College students does it take to change a 
 lightbulb?
 One--she calls a Gael to do it.
 
 How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were 
 at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
 
 How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 One--but she can't do it on Friday night.

 How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
 Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he
 didn't screw it in upside down this time.