Dictionary of dating

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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Something for Valentines Day ....

	...Jamie

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>>>> DICTIONARY OF DATING
>>>> ====================
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ATTRACTION    the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
>>>>
>>>> LOVE AT
>>>> 1st SIGHT     what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely
>>>>               choosy people meet.
>>>>
>>>> DATING        the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,
>>>>               and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom
>>>>               you don't especially like in the present and will learn
>>>>               to like a lot less in the future.
>>>>
>>>> BIRTH CONTROL avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing
>>>>               special pills, inserting a diaphram, using a condom,
>>>>               and dating repulsive men.
>>>>
>>>> EASY          a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual
>>>>               morals of a man.
>>>>
>>>> EYE CONTACT   a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to
>>>>               a man that she is interested in him. Despite being
>>>>               advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking
>>>>               a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
>>>>               shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes
>>>>               are not located in her chest.
>>>>
>>>> FRIEND        a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
>>>>               has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
>>>>               unappealing.
>>>>
>>>> INDIFFERENCE  a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to
>>>>               by the man as "playing hard to get."
>>>>
>>>> INTERESTING   a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all
>>>>               the talking.
>>>>
>>>> IRRITATING
>>>> HABIT        what the endearing little qualities that initially
>>>>              attract two people to each other turn into after a
>>>>              few months together.
>>>>
>>>> LAW OF
>>>> RELATIVITY   how attractive a given person appears to be is directly
>>>>              proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
>>>>
>>>> NYMPHOMANIAC a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more
>>>>              often than he does.
>>>>
>>>> SOBER        condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>>
>>>> Jessica Hardwick                               Silicon Graphics
>>>> Developer Support Specialist                   Mailstop 420
>>>> [email protected]                           2011 N. Shoreline Blvd.
>>>> 415-390-2323                                   Mountain View, CA
>>>> 94043-1389
>>>> --
>>>>
>____________________________________________________________________________
>>>>  Colby Kraybill -- Silicon Graphics Technical Support -- [email protected]
>>>>