I'm Tired! - YES I'M TIRED (Author unknown)

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 Feb 08 16:34:00 1996

 To:          Holly (H.A.)  Armstrong            (BNR)      Dept 7X36   SKY
              Tim (T.J.)  Creamer                (BNR)      Dept 7X34   SKY
              James (J.L.)  Beuerman             (BNR)      Dept 7X36   SKY
              Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7X36   SKY
              Paul (P.J.)  Demers                (BNR)      Dept 7X36-M SKY
              '[email protected]'                            (BNR400)

 From:        '[email protected]'                           (BNR400)

 Subject:     I'm Tired!

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                YES I'M TIRED (Author unknown)

For several years now, I've been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, 
lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity, dieting, underarm 
odour, yellowy wax build-up and another dozen maladies that make you 
wonder if life is really worth living.

But I have found out that these are not the reasons!
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 27 million.
11 million are retired.
That leaves 16 million to do all the work.
6 million are in school.
That leaves 10 million to do all the work.
2 million are unemployed.
4 million are employed by the government.
That leaves 4 million to do all the work.
1 million are in the armed forces.
2 million are employed by municipalities and country councils.
That leaves 1 million to do all the work.
There are 620,000 people in hospitals.
There are 379,998 people in prisons.
That leaves 2 people to do all the work.
YOU and ME, and you are sitting on your ass reading this.

NO WONDER I'M SO BLOODY TIRED!