Ventriloquist cowboy

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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 Apr 23 14:48:00 1996

 To:          Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY
              Cameron (C.W.)  Turner             (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY
              James (J.L.)  Beuerman             (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY
              Victor (V.)  Pak                   (BNR)      Dept 7K35   SKY
              Douglas (D.A.)  Sander             (BNR)      Dept 4Y51   SKY
              Fred (F.J.)  LaLonde               (BNR)      Dept 8M62   SKY
              Colin (C.M.)  Puchala              (BNR)      Dept 6S23   SKY
              Jane (J.)  Dowsey                  (BNR)      Dept 7I61   SKY
              Terry (T.)  Lavineway              (BNR)      Dept C925   CAR
              Alan (A.B.)  Williams              (BNR)      Dept X753   SKY
              Vish (V.)  Nandlall                (BNR)      Dept 7W65   CAR
              Karen (K.L.)  Hunt                 (BNR)      Dept 7T45   CAR
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 From:        Patricia (P.A.)  Dy                (BNR)      Dept 7I61   SKY

 Subject:     fw:Ventriloquist cowboy

I found the cowboy...

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A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near
his pad.

Cowboy; Hey, cool dog.  Mind if I speak to him?
Indian; Dog no talk.
Cowboy; Hey dog, hows it going?
Dog;    Doin alright.
Indian; 
Cowboy; Is this your owner? 
Dog;    Yep
Cowboy; How's he treat you?
Dog;    Real good.  He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and
        takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Indian; 
Cowboy; Mind if I talk to your horse?
Indian; Horse no talk.
Cowboy; Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse;  Cool.
Indian; 
Cowboy; Is this your owner? 
Horse;  Yep
Cowboy; How's he treat you?
Horse;  Pretty good, thanks for asking.  He rides me regularly, brushes
        me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
        elements.
Indian; 
Cowboy; Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Indian; Sheep Lie!