Another engineer joke - my guillotine is broken
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- Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR
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- Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR
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May 06 12:05:00 1996
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From: Seyma (S.) Atik (BNR) Dept 7K76 SKY
Subject: Another engineer joke
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There was another revolution in France and they decided to get rid of all
sorts of suspicious characters. Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard
and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face
up or down when he meets his fate.
The priest says that he would like to face up so he will be looking towards
heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine, release it, it
comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. The
authorities take this as a sign of divine intervention and release the
priest.
Next the drunkard comes to the guillotine. He also decides to die face up
hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of
the guillotine, release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just
inches from his neck. So they release the drunkard as well.
The engineer is next. He too decides to die facing up. They slowly raise
the blade of the guillotine, when suddenly the engineer says: "Hey, I see
what your problem is".