Mulligan's Laws of Golf

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 Jul 03 15:42:00 1996

 To:          Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY
              Cameron (C.W.)  Turner             (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY
              James (J.L.)  Beuerman             (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY
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              John (J.A.)  Posavad               (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY

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Mulligans Laws
By Thomas Mulligan, Fourth Earl of Murphy

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it retrieve your ball.

A ball will travel farthest when hit in the wrong direction

There is no such thing as a friendly wager

There are no atheists in a pot bunker

Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three

Never ask a golf pro if you need a new set of clubs

No putt ever got longer as a result of being marked

Knowing the swing weight of your club is as indispensable to playing good golf as knowing the temperature of the grass on the fairway