Rooster joke (fwd)
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Subject: Rooster joke (fwd)
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-> From: [email protected]
-> From: HOOKER/L. at CTOR020
-> From: LEVESQUE/LB at ctor040
-> From: BUSBY/GC
-> From: (INTERNET)[email protected] at external
-> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-> >> On the Topic of Roosters
-> >>
-> >>An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens.
-> >>The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on
-> >>in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt
-> >>anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and
-> >>turns him loose in the barn yard.
-> >>
-> >>
-> >>Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets
-> >>a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old
-> >>rooster. I've got to do something about this. He walks up to the new
-> >>bird and says,
-> >>
-> >>
-> >>"So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot
-> >>stuff, don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet.
-> >>I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you
-> >>to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten
-> >>times and whoever finish's first gets to have all the hens for
-> >>himself."
-> >>
-> >>
-> >>Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he
-> >>was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young
-> >>rooster.
-> >>
-> >>
-> >>"And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of
-> >>half a lap. I'll still win easy," said the young rooster.
-> >>
-> >>
-> >>So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with
-> >>all the hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and all the
-> >>hens start cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old
-> >>rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old
-> >>guy's lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there.
-> >>Unfortunately the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time
-> >>around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young
-> >>rooster.
-> >>
-> >>
-> >>By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He runs into the
-> >>house, gets his shotgun, and runs out to the barn yard figuring a fox
-> >>or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the
-> >>two roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still
-> >>slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires,
-> >>and blows the young rooster away.
-> >>
-> >>
-> >>As he walks away slowly, he says to himself ........ >>
-> >>
-> >>"Damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
-> >>
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