A priest and his race horse

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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 Jul 23 11:46:00 1996

 To:          Patricia (P.A.)  Dy                (BNR)      Dept 7I61   SKY
              Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY
              '[email protected]'                                 (BNR400)

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 A Preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, being told there
     were fortunes in race horses, he decided to purchase one and enter it
     in the races.

     However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep
     he ended up buying a donkey instead.  He figured that since he had it,
     he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his
     surprise the donkey came in third.  The next day the racing sheets
     carried the headlines,

     "Preacher's Ass shows"

     The Preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the
     races again and this time he won!  The papers said,

     "Preacher's Ass out in Front"

     The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
     the Preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The newspaper
     printed this headline,

     "Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass"

     This was just too much for the Bishop and he ordered the Preacher to
     get rid of the animal.  The Preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a
     nearby convent.  The headlines the next day read,

     "Nun has the Best Ass in Town"

     The Bishop fainted.  He informed the Nun that she would have to
     dispose of the donkey and she finally found a farmer who was willing
     to buy it for $10.00.  The paper states,

     "Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks"

     They buried the Bishop the next day.

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