Brain Candy and the Pilsbury Dough Boy

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

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 Jul 12 09:26:00 1996

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Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 09:08:12 -0400
From: Frank DeDecker 
To: [email protected]
Subject: Joke of the Day

>X-POP3-Rcpt: dedecker@gatekeeper
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>Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 08:19:14 -0700
>From: Rich Burton 
>Organization: Bobcat Enterprises, Inc.
>To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
>        [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
>        [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
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>Subject: Joke of the Day
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>Subject:  Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder.
>     
>     A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws,
>     and while there, went to a store.  She parked next to a car with a
>     woman sitting in  it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head,
>     apparently sleeping.  When Linda came out a while later, she again  
>     saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes    
>     open.  The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window 
>     and said "Are you okay?"
>     
>     The woman answered "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my
>     brains in." Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store,
>     where store officials called the  paramedics.  They had to break    
>     into the car because the door was locked.  When they got in, they   
>     found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in 
>     her hands.
>     
>     A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat 
>     in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit 
>     her in the head.
>     
>     When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and
>     thought it was her brains.  She passed out from fright at first,    
>     then attempted to hold her brains in.
>
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