Nightmares

Attendees

Holly Armstrong 7K76 BNR

James Beuerman 7K76 BNR

Greg Farnsworth 7K76 BNR

Peter Frellick 7K76 BNR

John Posavad 7K76 BNR

Cameron Turner 7K76 BNR

Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

Author

Colin Kemp 7K76 BNR

Summary

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 Jul 31 09:47:00 1996

 To:          Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY

 From:        Patricia (P.A.)  Dy                (BNR)      Dept 7I61   SKY

 Subject:     FW: Nightmares (joke)

For your humour files:

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>A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His
>son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his
>son if he is OK?  The son replies he is scared because he
>dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.  The father assures the
>son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
>
>The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
>
>One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to
>wish him goodnight.  His son is having another nightmare -
>the man again wakes his son.  The son this time says that
>he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures
>the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him  to bed.
>
>The next day, granddaddy dies.
>
>One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to
>wish him goodnight.  His son is having another nightmare -
>the man again wakes his son.  The son this time says that
>he had dreamt that daddy had  died.  The father assures the
>son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
>
>The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so
>terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is
>sure he is going to die.  After dressing he drives very
>cautiously to work fearful of a  collision. He doesn't eat lunch
>because he is scared of food poisoning.  He avoids everyone
>for he is sure he will somehow be  killed.  He jumps at every
>noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
>At the end of a very painfully long day, he again drives slowly
>home.
>
>Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife.  "Good
>God Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my
>entire life!"  She  responds,  "You think your day was bad,
>the milkman dropped dead on our doorstep this morning!"