The Planned Strategy
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- Colin Kemp 7K77 BNR
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The Strategy Plan
In the beginning was the plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was completely without substance.
And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers,
and they spoke amongst themselves saying,
"It's a crock of shit and it stinketh."
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors, and said,
"It's a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, and said,
"It's a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may
abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors, and said,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide it's strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to the other, "It
contains that which aids plant growth and is very strong".
And the Directors went unto the Vice-Presidents, and said,
"It promotes growth and is very powerful."
And the Vice-Presidents went unto the President, and said,
"This powerful new plan will actively promote the growth of this
organization."
And the President looked upon the face of the plan and saw that it was
good.
And so the plan became policy.
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