Navy performance reviews

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Colin Kemp 7K77 BNR

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Colin Kemp 7K77 BNR

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 Oct 31 10:29:00 1996

 To:          Colin (C.W.)  Kemp                 (BNR)      Dept 7K77   SKY
              Greg (G.D.)  Farnsworth            (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY
              Cameron (C.W.)  Turner             (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY
              James (J.L.)  Beuerman             (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY

 From:        Peter (P.J.)  Frellick             (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY

 Subject:     fw:Navy performance reviews

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 Oct 31 08:47:00 1996

 To:          Peter (P.)  Beck                   (QM)       Dept BRW    BRW
              Peter (P.J.)  Frellick             (BNR)      Dept 7K76   SKY
              Susan (S.M.)  Harvey               (BNR)      Dept 9D20   CAR
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 From:        Scott (S.)  Shepherd               (BNR)      Dept 7Y11   CAR

 Subject:     fw:Navy performance reviews

File under: Things you don't want to hear at your performance review...

Scott


> Subject: Performance Reviews
> 
> 
> The British Military writes EPR's (an officer fitness reports).  The form used
> for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206.  The following are
> actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....
> 
> - His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
> 
> - I would not breed from this Officer.
> 
> - This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely
> won't-be.
> 
> - When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever
> foot was previously in there.
> 
> - He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
> satisfaction.
> 
> - He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
> 
> - Technically sound, but socially impossible.
> 
> - This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at
> a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
> 
> - This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
> 
> - When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then
> he has aged considerably.
> 
> - This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to
> port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
> 
> - Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
> 
> - She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
> 
> - He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
> 
> - This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
> 
> - In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
> 
> - This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

    My personal favourite - yeah, no kidding...

> 
> - The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
> 
> - Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a
> trap.
> 
> Source:  "Jackspeak:  The Pusser's Rum Guid to Royal Navy Slanguage" by Rick
> Jolly, 1989.