Dr. Seuss does OJ
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- meter@bmerhbfc
- Colin Kemp 7K77 BNR
- Author
- Colin Kemp 7K77 BNR
- Summary
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Nov 04 10:10:00 1996
To: Greg (G.D.) Farnsworth (BNR) Dept 7K76 SKY
James (J.L.) Beuerman (BNR) Dept 7K76 SKY
Colin (C.W.) Kemp (BNR) Dept 7K77 SKY
Cameron (C.W.) Turner (BNR) Dept 7K76 SKY
From: Peter (P.J.) Frellick (BNR) Dept 7K76 SKY
Subject: fw:[Fwd: Another note to brighten your day...]
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For your information:
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> >THE OJ TRIAL AS TOLD BY DR. SEUSS
> >>> >
> >>> > I did not kill my lovely wife.
> >>> > I did not slash her with a knife.
> >>> > I did not bonk her on the head.
> >>> > I did not know that she was dead.
> >>> >
> >>> > I stayed at home that fateful night.
> >>> > I took a limo, then took a flight.
> >>> > The bag I had was just for me.
> >>> > My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be!
> >>> >
> >>> > When I came home, I had a gash.
> >>> > My hand was cut from broken glass.
> >>> > I cut my hand on broken glass.
> >>> > A broken glass did cause that gash.
> >>> >
> >>> > My friend, he took me for a ride.
> >>> > All through LA, from side to side.
> >>> > From north to south, we took a ride.
> >>> > But from the cops we could not hide.
> >>> >
> >>> > My trial lasted for a year.
> >>> > A year! A year! Just sitting here!
> >>> > The DNA, the HEM, the HAW!
> >>> > The circus-hype the viewers saw!
> >>> > A year! A year! Just sitting here!
> >>> >
> >>> > Did you do this awful crime?
> >>> > Did you do this anytime?
> >>> > I did not do this awful crime.
> >>> > I could not, would not, anytime.
> >>> > Did you take this person's life?
> >>> > Did you do it with a knife?
> >>> >
> >>> > I did not do it with a knife.
> >>> > I did not, could not, kill my wife.
> >>> > I did not do this awful crime.
> >>> > I could not, would not, anytime.
> >>> >
> >>> > Did you hit her from above.
> >>> > Did you drop this bloody glove?
> >>> >
> >>> > I did not hit her from above.
> >>> > I cannot even wear that glove.
> >>> >
> >>> > I did not do it with a knife.
> >>> > I did not, could not, kill my wife.
> >>> > I did not do this awful crime.
> >>> > I could not, would not, anytime.
> >>> >
> >>> > The glove you see it doesn't fit
> >>> > The lawyer says you must acquit
> >>> > Acquit because the cops all lied
> >>> > Acquit, acquit the lawyer cried
> >>> >
> >>> > The jury came back verdict in hand
> >>> > and silence fell across the land
> >>> > Not guilty, not guilty they did decree
> >>> > Not guilty, not guilty, now set him free
> >>> >
> >>> > And now I'm free, I can return
> >>> > To my house for which I yearn.
> >>> > And to my family whom I love.
> >>> > Now would you please return my glove!!
> >>> >
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